zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

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sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

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The Fire Signs:

lovesexzodiac:

The Fire signs are Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius. They are yang, or masculine signs, and crackle with enthusiasm, warmth, and intuition. Fire signs are physically strong. They are energetic in bed and like to keep a fast pace. All the fire signs believe life should be fun, and they enjoy sharing their vitality with almost everyone. 

Life should be fun

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10 Things a Sagittarius Hates:

loveandzodiac:

  1. Late trains, planes, or automobiles
  2. Not flying first class
  3. Companions who get seasick
  4. People who complain too much
  5. People who are afraid to take risks
  6. Being accused of being bad with money
  7. People who expect them to be on time
  8. Lost luggage
  9. Animal abuse
  10. Reading about human rights violations

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tedx:

Does money make you mean? In a talk at TEDxMarin, social psychologist Paul Piff shares his research into how people behave when they feel wealthy. (Hint: badly.)

To learn more, watch the whole talk here»

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chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

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